“OH MY GOSH!” Rebecca Screams, as I jump out of my skin.
“What?” Nelly asks.
“Justin said that Abigail told him that Jaylah told Michelle that Lexi’s dating a SENIOR! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?”
“No, not at all!” Emily says sarcastically.
“I KNOW!” Reba squeals.
“You know, Reba, you’ve been attached to that phone by the hip,” When Nelly says this, we all start to sweat. “I think it’s about time for you to take a break.” You could hear the air get sucked out of the room.
“WHAT?” Rebecca shrieks.
“You heard me,” Nelly says. “Shut your phone off and put it in the drawer. I’ll text your friends that you’re unable to text for the next week.”
“WEEK? NOOOOOOO!!” Rebecca is screaming as we pry the phone out of her hands and drag her out of the room. Read more to find out the 10 STAGES OF PHONE WITHDRAWAL, in nobody’s POV.
#1: Clinging to anything with a screen
“You’ll never get taken away, will you Jordyn.”
#2: Attempting to do something productive…Like getting in shape
“That counts as a push-up, right?”
#3: Eating away the pain
“Pie…need…more…PIE!”
#4: Actually having human interaction!
(insert photo)
“Hi,”
(Photo of Reba screaming and running away)
“AAAHHHH!!!!”
#5: Discovering new ambitions.
“Becoming an astronaught sounds like fun!”
#6: Realizing what’s wrong with your newly found ambition.
“YOU MEAN I’M GONNA HAVE TO GO INTO SPACE!! NO! NONONONONONONONONO!”
#7: Eating again
“Take away the pain, sweet brownie. Take it away!”
#8: Boredom.
“I’M SO BORED!!”
“EEEEAAAAHHHH!!!”
#9: Bargaining:
“How about for just an hour?”
“No”
“PLEEAASEE!!”
#10: Acceptance
“Ya know what? It’s not the end of the world”
But, then, you get your phone back. That minute of acceptance was fun though! Such a good feeling of freedom!
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